Seriously! I will come over and videotape this in high def, and we can celebrate and eat. You will have professional photos of your accomplishment! This looks like the most delicious thing since humans invented deliciousness.This is called “The Bacon Explosion” and I *WILL* drive to whomever can make it! I will give you free consultation for your business, and take some photographs, and of course, tell you lame jokes.
Here’s the before: