The nerf vulcan gun is not what i am using

Craig Allen likes to modify his nerf guns to have more power to them. They even have a “laser-sight” kinda thing. I’ve been shot many times while working.  Revenge is a bitch

One night… Craig had fallen asleep while working late again.  I took the opportunity to shoot him in the face at point blank (with a nerf gun). He woke up, looked confused, and fell back asleep.

The next day he did not recall the incident.  I said that I was dying to videotape it, and he said that I should have.

What luck! The very next day, Craig worked late again, and fell asleep at the computer again!  This time, I did not miss the opportunity to videotape the incident!!!