Seriously!  I did not modify this in any way!  The punctuation, spacing, and spelling…. this is a straight-up cut/paste job.  It’s a pretty long reply, considering that Mr. Independent Lady Magazine said not to write, ’cause my emails will not be read.  So… he read my e-mail and replied.  I simply can not get angry at a letter like this, because the horrific grammar is just so amusing.  How can you take something like this seriously?  Especially when the guy tells you he’s a great editor, and his project is “a magazine”!  I’m sure “God” will lead him in the right direction all right   I definitely agree with that part.  Enjoy this fabulous letter from Mr. Independent Lady Magazine, telling me off.

OK THANK’S ORI  I LEARNED FROM YOU YES ,BUT I LEARN FROM EVERYONE ,IN THIS THING CALLED LIFE !  AN SO DO YOU , YOUR A NICE GUY BUT THE WAY YOU TALK TO PEOPLE ,I T’S NOT RIGHT, LEARN TO BE MORE POLITE AN YOU’LL GET MUCH MORE BUSINESS , I PICKED UP $1000.00 YESTERDAY AN IT WAS GOING TO YOU, UNTIL YOUR ATTITUDE  WAS JUST TO MUCH TO BARE !  WHICH  TURNED ME  ELSEWHERE !      I HAVE  GOTTEN 100 EMAIL’S WITH MY RESPONSE ,WEB DESIGNER’S COME A DIME PER DOZEN , IF YOU DONT BELIEVE RUN AN  AD ON CRAIG’S LIST AN SEE HOW MANY COME RUNNING TO YOUR BECK AN CALL !     I THANK YOU AN YOUR GIRLFRIEND FOR THE POSITIVE RESPONSE ON OUR CONTENT , IM  A MAN WHO FOLLOW’S GOD ,SO I’M SURE HE’LL CONTINUE TO LEAD ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION !!   DO YOU NOT AGREE !  COMMING BACK TO YOU !!    THANK’S BUT NO THANK’S !   ADMIT IT ORI  (YOU BLEW IT !!!)  AND YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN YOUR DEPOSIT TODAY AN I WAS GIVING YOU 1000.00 INSTEAD OF THE 500  !  WELL NOW YOU’VE LEARNED SOMETHING FROM ME  !!  AN I DONT CHARGE FOR IT !

         TAKE CARE AN GOOD LUCK !

         AN I FORGIVE YOU !