The rubber chicken rules!

Fantasy Fest in Key West is so much fun!  This only proves my theory though that it’s not what you do.. .it’s who you do it with!  I’m down here crashing with Couch #2 – Cari.  She had her crate of costumes from Burning Man (Complete with piles of Playa dust ), so has dressed all of us that are here up.  I’m wearing ruffled leggings for my arms… a bandoleer, a blue raver-girl wig, crazy motorcycle goggles… and a rubber chicken that honks when you squeeze it… the Rubber Chicken is hanging out of my pants, and everyone keeps trying to make it honk.  Before you go saying that I’m being obscene, let me remind you that: Thesaurus.com lists a synonym for “Chicken” is “cock” , so it’s not me being a perv…  But, my cock was hanging out, and everyone kept grabbing it, and the “Chocking the Chicken” jokes were flying!

So… I’m hanging out with two vampire babes, and a sexy nurse.  We started off riding bicycles.  Oh yeah- one of the people took me to the bike rental place, said “This is a friend of mine.” They said “Ok.” and gave me a bike! Free bike, yay!  So… we ride to this party, have a couple of drinks, and then take off riding through the Walking Parade.  Crazy crazy costumes! Everywhere you look… and the Zombies dancing to thriller were rocking it… especially the Michael Jackson zombie!  We went into a few bars. Everyone seems to know Oakley, so, we got to top off our drinks at various places… not that it mattered, ’cause random people had tables on the side of the road, where they were dispensing drinks.  Some of the costumed individuals were pouring tequila out of their costumes!  I am so glad I brought my camera!  I got footage & photos that I am so excited to share with you!  Give me a few days to edit/post.   Warning… you may see the occasional genitals in the shot (and of course, my cock is all over the place :p ).  If this sounds fun… just wait till you see it… but I hear that tonight is the crazier night! Tonight is the main parade, with the floats and all.  I cleared off my card, recharged my camera… this will be fun!  Wish you were here!

Ori

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