This is me on my diet…. I am eating the largest donuts that I’ve ever come across. And I”m supposed o get a 6-pack.

Y’all have seen me go through all sorts of diets. My standup comedy routine mocked my recent juice fast, and now I’m eating about 180 Grams of protein a day, no carbs, no fruit, no dairy.  Just meat, veggies, eggs, and a ton of leafy green veggies.

On my birthday, I was the only one who didn’t have cake nor booze.

It was on a Friday… On Sundays however… I am encouraged to binge on carbs for an hour…. So

Austin is known for its food… and one of  the things it’s known for are its trailers.  You have various Trailer Parks — these chromed out Aerostream diners…. you can get all sorts of great food in them.  Hitting the trailers is one of my favorite Austin activities actually.

The quality is usually surprising.  You can get anything from Crepes, to donuts, to Thai, to Vegetarian, to gourmet ice cream, to bratwurst and more….

Last week for my binge I had:

• Chilli dusted fries
• Fried Pickles
• A chicken cone
• A shrimp cone
• Brownie and Ice-cream
• 3 Cupcakes from Hey Cupcake

(which was my 1st Austin trailer)

So here’s the video of this week’s battle:

Big lesson?  Try to look around and figure out how big something is before you order a ton of it.

So… when’s the last time you ate yourself to the point of wanting to vomit?