Yeah… it was pretty hard to raise the bar after a night of Mixed Martial Arts cage fights, and partying with a bunch of fighters and hotties, but… Couch 47 knew how! I forget how it came up, but something was said about blowing something up, and of course I say “yeah… sure.. whatever” so this guy, over at Couch 478s, says “Seriously, I can blow anything up… wanna blow something up?” “Sure… why not” (sarcastically) — “Ok.. what would you like to turn into a b0mb?” “I don’t know? Whatcha got?” “What about this? This work for you?” (Holding up a bottle of vitamins) - “Sure.. why not?” So.. he cuts it with scissors, takes apart some fireworks, and pours ‘em in there, along with a wick he knotted up. This thing does not look like much…. when he set it off though, on the sidewalk, it was a little louder than it looked….. it was a lot louder than “just a few black jacks” as I was told.. and the flash … NOT the size of a soccer ball “max” as I was told… but rather, taller than the buildings that it shook. This was a concussion b0mb…. it sucks the air out of the air, implodes, and creates a loud shockwave of a boom. Everyone was coming out of their homes, trying to figure out what the hell that really loud / bright boom was. We took off, and very shortly after the cops show up. Car after car after car. There were like 10 cops cars (including some undercover), a fire-truck, and who knows what else, ’cause we were off. We went to the neighboring complex, looking for a place to hide. We didn’t find one, but we saw someone that one guy knew, and he gave us a ride to the corner store. It only saved us like 1/2 a mile. We had a hard time keeping a straight face, as this guy who gave us a ride was saying “Damn.. it’s like the ghetto in here. What the hell is going on? The cops are really out tonight!” And he was telling us how he saw lots of cops in a neighboring complex. We watched more cop cars arrive, as we looked through the glass doors at the gas station. Also got some BBQ sauce to make these delicious pork thingies. From there, we walked down the street, trying to get to this one guy’s place… but he wasn’t answering the phone, so we wouldn’t be able to get in. Calls were made… “Look out the window… are there any cops there? Yeah? Wow… they’re walking the field in a row with their flashlights. They’re going door to door. They’re searching everything.” the calls kept being made, and after a while we just said screw it, and walked back. Seems they were gone. The next day, I found the cap… that’s all that was left of the device.

Talk about adventure!

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