“I don’t know what the fucking rules are… but I know you get one warning” said by my good buddy Charles Diaz (Cage fighting champ) at Couch 48’s
- I’m still writing about the amazing time I’ve had here.. mixed martial arts fight, shooting, tattoo, food, people, pool, photos, too much fun– I just […]
Archive for July, 2007
BEST QUOTE EVER! Made here in IOWA tonight (Couch 48)
Published by July 30th, 2007 Uncategorizedin . 1 CommentYeah… it was pretty hard to raise the bar after a night of Mixed Martial Arts cage fights, and partying with a bunch of fighters and hotties, but… Couch 47 knew how!
OMFG! This is hillarious!
Screw it! You gotta do what you gotta do! Water Park & New Artistic Image
Published by July 27th, 2007 Uncategorizedin . 0 CommentsSo… Angela had told me about this water park in Wisconsin, that sounds amazing. I wanted to go, so I put out notices on CouchSurfing.com and on MySpace, and asked people… but no luck… no one replied for The Wisconsin Dells area…. so… I decided I’d go anyways. I just drove to a […]
I have the craziest luck! From stranded to Mixed Martial Arts
Published by July 27th, 2007 Uncategorizedin . 2 Comments1st of all- for all the people who got handed cards…. you gotta keep checking back, it will be a few days before I have the MMA pics up from tonight, as I have wayyyyyyyyyy too many f’in pics. Now for the rest of you who have no idea what I’m talking about: […]
Couch 42 and I have been speaking of shooting each other, for a while now. So, now that I’m staying with her, we did. I shot her, and turned her into a mermaid. Then the other day, she body painted me, and we shot in her yard / street, and here’s the […]
Wondering why I haven’t posted in a few days? Two main reasons. 1)My power supply for my laptop has been emitting sparks, smoke, and “What smells like plastic melting?” smells — fixed last night by Couch 43, and my new power supply should arrive today or tomorrow. 2)I met a really nice […]
The Evolution of Lamp - My latest Artistic Image
Published by July 13th, 2007 Uncategorizedin . 1 CommentThe recipe for this latest image:
1)Go to hotel
2)Set up lights
3)Get model to strip down to underwear
4)Remove shade from lamp
I think I’m some kind of roll model! (slideshow)
Published by July 11th, 2007 Uncategorizedin . 1 CommentCouch 36’s 2 year old learned the word “Adventure” when her parents explained where Ori goes when he’s not staying on their couch. Couch 41’s kid said he wants to be like Ori when he grows up, and Monday, I went with Couch 42 (David) to take underprivileged children to the zoo!
Chicago’s pretty fun. I guess any place is when you have cool people to show you around. I totally forgot to mention. The other day when we went on that bike ride, we pulled off at this giant building… I think it belongs to Chase bank. Anyways, there’s this fresco… or… […]
If you’re going to get a camera, don’t go to Wolf/Ritz- you’re throwing money away.
Published by July 8th, 2007 Uncategorizedin . 0 CommentsSo… since Dan broke my 1D Mark II (Fancy camera), I need another camera to use in the meantime, so I’ve decided that rather than drive to NJ to fix my camera, I’ll send it in. While it’s sent it, I’ll go and buy a 30D- a lot of people have those, and […]
Wow! Time flies. It’s 5:30am now, and the sun’s already up here in Chicago (Central time). We decided that after a long day of working on the computer - then taking a 2 hour nap - we’d go to this Bruchetta place. You order 4 types of Bruchetta, and they bring it […]
New “painting” er.. photo… er… Artistic Image!
Published by July 7th, 2007 Uncategorizedin . 0 CommentsI just made this image after shooting Couch 42 on her front porch when she stepped out for a cigarette break, after breaking-in the body paint kit she had purchased when I arrived. She had only painted her face white. Here is the ORIginal image
This is one of the first images in my […]
Yup. My very own bitch! Not a female dog! Not a rude angry woman! More like a prison bitch…basically my own slave… do-boy… person I own, that kind of thing!
I bet you’ve never had THIS reason to get new sandals!
Published by July 6th, 2007 Uncategorizedin . 0 CommentsI pull into Chicago. No major problems. It’s pretty hot out. Couch 42 walks outside, ready to go to the store. She doesn’t have her own car (her boyfriend does), and has been wanting to go to Calumet (an amazing camera super-store… kind of like B & H), and a costume […]
F@$%# FU@#! FU$!%@#%!#$%! !!!!!!! As if I wasn’t already pissed off about having had a whole week of my time wasted, and having had to have driven far to waste that time…. I pulled into Chicago, hung out with Couch 42 for a tiny bit, she bought some bodypaint, and tested out a […]
Don’t waste my time! A story of a couch filled with false advertising…
Published by July 6th, 2007 Uncategorizedin . 0 Comments*sigh* I don’t like wasting my time…. worse than that, I don’t like other people wasting my time. I try not to waste other people’s time. Couch 41 is a friend of mine that I know because he called Couch 17 when I was there. Since I used to work at OneModelPlace.com […]
Awesome site! If you like gadgets as much as I do…
Published by July 6th, 2007 Uncategorizedin . 0 CommentsGlowing huggable pillows…. Kayaks with rocket engines…. I-phone gossip news… blow up sex dolls for dogs…. computer parts… cars with 92 miles per galon… it’s all there! Check out www.gizmodo.com
So… check this out- I’ve gotten some updates on some things I was sort-of involved with.
1st there was Mountainboarding…. Remember how I had a day’s worth of lessons with world-champ Baron Frierson? Well…. that consisted of me falling down the side of a mountain all day long. It hurt, I bled […]
I got a lot of it… so… here’s a funny one- “Alternative uses for Reflectors” featuring me and a hot model in Texas.
Hmmmm…. golly gee….Weddings. Such a generic topic. Many people are raised to work hard, so you can get your good job, and attract that perfect mate. Why does this come up now? Because I was just at a wedding yesterday, and it was pretty frigging boring.
I have a stupid passenger! (The format I’d like to write more entries in).
Published by July 1st, 2007 Uncategorizedin . 0 CommentsThis is John. He was named after his father. He snuck into my car in Asheville, NC. He’s pretty quiet, and likes to poke fun at me.
He hitched aboard when I finished doing a photoshoot of his whole species over at StupidCreatures.com Headquarters. I refused to take him with though […]
Dad’s Birthday is Tuesday. I found the perfect card!
Published by July 1st, 2007 Uncategorizedin . 0 CommentsI’ve had friends tell me that I have the coolest parents ever. It took me many years to accept that as a true fact, and appreciate it. As any kid, I thought they nagged some, and did not understand all their reasons for doing everything. These days I realized that everything they’ve […]
