I have to start this one off by reminding everyone (including myself) that every single blog entry on CouchSurfingOri.com is absolutely true (give or take for the videos on certain topics, i.e. the government blew up the WTC… those are for you to decide, and not created by me)…heck, they are even censored down a tiny bit to keep other people out of trouble.

So… last night, I was all happy that I went on my 1st grocery run. This is a very good thing, since the previous owner’s movers took everything, including all rolls of toilet paper. So, I drive in a random direction, and find a Kroger. I was happy as heck ’cause I also found an ice-skating center, as well as a ton of restaurants…. apparently, I live in a decent area. I bought some Odwala Super Food drink, some OJ (not the kind that kills :p ), a few bottles of Gatorade, some canned Beef Ravioli, Olivio (like butter spread, but made from Olives, and tastes nothing like Olives). a scented candle, swiss cheese, fresh baked cheese bread, turkey, roast beef, some styrofoam plates, some plasticware, Ramen noodles, a dispenser of soap with aloe, and of course toilet paper (and now you know what my grocery list looks like when I’m trying to shop for less than a week of stuff). I had spent the time I was shopping speaking to Delilah, then I spoke to Barak- my older brother. I was in quite a good mood. Just before I arrived back at my place, Lizzy called me! Lizzy is that amazing looking model, and amazing human being that I shot for Ground Industries. She teaches handicapped children to ride horses, she sings (I’ll be video taping that on Wednesday), and she makes me smile. I have low signal at my place, even in the parking lot, so I brought in my groceries, then stayed outside to chat. There was this cute gal in her PJ’s pacing the parking lot, looking for a signal. She was asking me if I had signal, was on T-mobile, etc… despite that I was on the phone. When I went inside to bring my groceries in, she followed me “I’m not following you, just looking for a signal.” I said to Lizzy (loud enough, so the pacing gal could hear) “Cool! I just got my 1st stalker at my new place”
I offered the girl my phone for her call if she needed, or even to climb my car if she wanted to look for a higher signal. After I finally finished my call with Lizzy, this girl stayed by my car to chat.

******************* There was a LOT more to this entry! I wrote it for like 2.5 hours, then my internet timed out, and apparently, it did not save. ************** So… since I don’t have another 2.5 hours to write the same thing (wish my memory was THAT good), I’ll give you the short version…
Met some girl in the parking lot. Girl was staying with one of my neighbors. Girl came over, and got drunk on beers. Got obnoxious when it came to music. Changed clothes — right in front of me, was wearing nothing under her PJ’s…. was very very hot! We kissed some, but nothing happened, you pervs. I ended up going to sleep in the bedroom with just a blanket… she had both sleeping bags in the living room.

I’m so sad about the post being truncated… there was so much detail, it was like living it all over. Oh well… hope the short version does something for you.

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